{"product_id":"i-will-send-you-to-jesus-sticker-funny-vintage-preacher-religious-vinyl-kiss-cut","title":"I Will Send You To Jesus Sticker — Funny Vintage Preacher Religious Vinyl Kiss-Cut","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3\" × 3\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \n        \n        A bold, glossy kiss-cut sticker that speaks with humor and attitude. The black-and-white design features a vintage-style figure holding a shoe and the text “I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS,” giving it a cheeky mix of retro flair and dark comedy. Stick it on a laptop, journal, or water-free indoor surface to start conversations, get laughs, or declare your unapologetic sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis sticker sits low-key yet striking—high contrast, crisp edges, and a smooth glossy finish that makes the whites pop against the deep black background. It’s sized to fit personal gear without overpowering it and applies cleanly, so you’ll have a flat, bubble-free finish in seconds. The tone is playful and irreverent; it’s for people who enjoy dry humor, vintage visuals, and bold one-liners that toe the line between mischievous and nostalgic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for sharp contrast.\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive for long-lasting indoor use.\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, eco-solvent printed colors (high contrast black-and-white) on glossy surface.\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application; available in white or transparent background and four sizes.\u003cbr\u003e- PNG-ready kiss-cut format; adult-oriented design; blank sourced from Japan (Printify Choice).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Japan (Printify Choice)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":48298493673686,"sku":"11431055634514239478","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0800\/6346\/3638\/files\/6134253213661864186_1200.jpg?v=1780120544","url":"https:\/\/www.toastyjerryandwifey.com\/products\/i-will-send-you-to-jesus-sticker-funny-vintage-preacher-religious-vinyl-kiss-cut","provider":"ToastyJerry \u0026 Wifey","version":"1.0","type":"link"}